I am so getting Ryan this for Christmas...

 A card company called Fart By Mail has launched a novelty service where you can mail a smelly package to an unsuspecting recipient!

Each sealed, airtight package contains a smelly burst of air and costs $8.99. It also comes complete with a personalized greeting card and makes a comedy fart sound when opened.

When the envelope is unsealed, the victim immediately gets a whiff of something foul!

Pranksters can even choose to send the package in stealth mode – which means the envelope will contain no hints as to what it holds inside.

AWESOME!!!